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The contents
and intents of this following is not inspired from any body in real and
it could be just coincidental ! There is a general feeling in the public
that IITstudents are found unassumingly lost in thought almost all the
time. And girls fare no better in this respect. So let us see what a Non
IITain may face when he marries a girl from this campus.
SCENE: First night of the marriage.
CHARACTERS: IIT Bride and Non IIT Groom. The Groom approaches the Bride
and proposes to kiss her. So let us see what would be her reaction...
GIRL FROM DEPT OF PHYSICS:
Well kissing is relative. You can kiss me with respect to me or with respect
to you. First define how you are going to kiss. You can kiss me by treating
me in the same reference frame as you are or treating me in a different
inertial frame by producing waves of motion through your lips. How do
you prefer? The guy faints
GIRL FROM DEPT OF MATHEMATICS:
Kissing is fine. You can kiss me provided you satisfy the following conditions
: Necessary conditions: You should be close to me by a distance delta
where delta is greater than zero and the limit for delta tends to zero
and you satisfy the closure property. Sufficient conditions: You should
have lips. Where the number of lips is neither more than two nor less
than two. You can also kiss by defining your hand to be me if and only
if you satisfy the above conditions. The guy goes mad.
GIRL FROM CS(Computer Science):
You want to kiss me. That is fine I assume that you know the algorithm
for that very well. But you have to complete the process within 56.22
seconds or else connection will betimed out. To optimize the timing lets
do parallel processing. As we have to discuss about our future and other
things, let us do the process of discussion foreground and why can't you
put the process of Kissing background? The guy applies for divorce.
GIRL from Electronics Engineering:
So you would like to kiss me. The process of kissing is an age old communication
process. The information co``````the signal transmitted from one pair
of lips to the other is more if the probability of the event (of kissing)
is less. Hence take care. If you want a successful communication between
us, you should kiss me less often. If the information content is to be
infinite,you should never kiss me at all! The guy is found hanging from
fan next day.
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